On a cold snowy day in Corbett…
Me: walking by cat on way to the house for lunch…
Cat: “Meow. Meow, Meow. Meow! MEOW!”
Me: “What?”
Cat: “Brrrr. Inside cat?”
Me: “no”
Cat: “29 degrees!”
Me: “Fur!”
Cat: “SNOW + 29 degrees!”
Me: “5x pissing on bed == OUTSIDE CAT!”
Cat: “Surgery! Ow!”
Me: “Let you back in 2 years later & you beeline for a bed. No!”
Cat: “meanie…”
Me: walks away to write guilty blog post
😀