And thus he was gone…

August 2, 2019 by

With a harsh gesture at the ground ahead and loud but guttural roar of uttered spell, there was a bright flash, a sharp and loud “CRACK!”, and a deep groaning and tearing sound as the earth before them ripped open to reveal a vast chasm into which tumbled quantities of rock and debris as the edges collapsed inward. With a long and wrenching curse audible even over the furor of a great host of men trying to calm their startled beasts, the speaker dove forward into the depths of blackness and the earth closed up over him like the jaws of some huge monster closing over it’s prey. As the beasts were brought back under control by their riders, a silence spread over the assembled host with only the lesser grumbles of the earth settling back into place and the cries of the startled birds soaring overhead to be heard.

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“I want my CFT”

February 23, 2019 by

I want my CFT

(sung to the tune of “Money for Nothing” by Dire Straits (1))

Now look at them LIGOs that’s the way you do it
Correct the errors on the CFT
That ain’t workin’ that’s the way you do it
Photons for nothin’ and your phase for free

Now that ain’t workin’ that’s the way you do it
Lemme tell ya them bits won’t flip
Maybe trap an ion in a planar crystal
Maybe trap an ion on a chip

We gotta install microwave lasers
Custom qubit deliveries
We gotta move these refrigerators
We gotta move these Ising machines

We gotta install microwave lasers
Custom qubit deliveries
We gotta move these refrigerators
We gotta move these Ising machines

I shoulda learned semiconductors
I shoulda learned them fermions
Look at those ions, they can’t find them on the camera
Man, we could have some fun

And he’s up there, what’s that? Rad-pressure noises?
Squeezin’ on the vacuum like a chimpanzee
Oh, that ain’t workin’ that’s the way you do it
Get your photons for nothin’ get your phase for free

We gotta install microwave lasers
Custom qubit deliveries
We gotta move these refrigerators
We gotta move these Ising machines

Listen here, now that ain’t workin’ that’s the way to do it
Correct the errors on the CFT
That ain’t workin’ that’s the way you do it
Photons for nothin’ and your phase for free
Photons for nothin’ and the phase for free
Get your photons for nothin’ and phase for free
Photons for nothin’ and the phase for free (I want my, AdS/CFT)
Photons for nothin’ and the phase for free (I want my, AdS/CFT)


 

Geek is in a Quantum Physics PhD program at University of New Mexico, Albuquerque and his department organized this 21st annual workshop during February 2019 in Albuquerque: http://physics.unm.edu/SQuInT/2019/index.php

Geek attended parts of the event in-between his classes and job teaching undergraduate physics labs.  He sent dad this humorous song summary of the workshop along the lines of others we’ve done on the blog. 🙂

1. Money for Nothing (wikipedia)

 

Memorabilia box reveals another funny item and story…

April 30, 2018 by

I lived in rural Maui back when there was zero bus service and you had to have a car to get anywhere (though we did moderately well for local area access on bicycles via back roads and pineapple fields).  The fact that it is an island made out of the slopes of two mountains (one of which is 10,000′ tall!) meant a lot of steep rides though, so like any teenager in a rural location in those days, a car was a significant desire. 🙂

My first automobile was a Chevy Love truckthat I purchased when I was 14-1/2 – six months before I could get a permit and license to drive.  $250 and we had to tow it from a neighbor’s yard because it didn’t run.  It was in terrible shape. He’d stopped driving it several years prior because the back of the truck was so rusted out that his dogs’ legs were falling through and the water in the puddles in the unpaved road to our group of houses was splashing up into the cab through the giant rust holes.  Truly an amazing vehicle! 😛  The back tires were extra wide for some reason, but that just made it seem cooler 🙂  It looked something like this, but with a ton of rust holes:

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Of course I was stoked to get it and spent the next 6 months getting it running, putting plywood down in the floor of the truck bed, and so on.  Had to get the rust ground off the brakes by a machine shop (raw metal sitting == rust build up fast in Hawaii), clean out the mildew, etc and so on.

The deal with my parents was that if I drove myself and my sister to school (no school buses to the schools we were in) then they’d pay the car insurance and just enough gas money to go those miles.  The truck maintenance and gas for any other trips was on me.

I got my permit at 15, and two weeks later my license (minimum required waiting time).  The muffler was pretty rusted out and so it sounded a bit like a crop duster when I pressed the gas pedal (i.e., loud and frappy).  It also wouldn’t idle so I had to keep tapping the gas pedal at stop lights and stop signs to keep the motor from dying; other teens thought I wanted to race (ha!).

During some periods it wouldn’t start reliably.  Had to push start it pretty regularly so I parked it up an embankment that let me roll it down towards the house and hopefully get it to start (yikes!).  Some periods I’d start it first and then run inside to take my shower before driving to school so that I wouldn’t have to take a second shower after getting all greasy getting it running.

Anyway, at one point I decided to make a stencil out of legal size file folders (only stiff card stock I had access to for free :)) and spray painta logo on the side of the doors to embrace the crappiness of the truck and so I made one that evoked the circular logo of the state that was on the side of government trucks.

I found the stencil in my mementoes box and without further ado or story telling, here it is:

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🙂 Apropos, for truly it was a rusted hulk that should have been scrapped, but got me around the island for maybe a year before I upgraded to a $750 car that burned almost a quart of oil a week and a went through about a quart of transmission fluid every two days until I took the transmission out and got it rebuilt, but that ran much more reliably and had much less rust 🙂  (So bad for the environment – we were so clueless back then!  sigh).

15th Birthday Poem from Dad’s grandmother

April 29, 2018 by

Looking through my memento boxes for things for my dad (Geek’s grandfather)’s memorial service and found this poem my grandmother wrote me for my 15th birthday.  She was a great grandmother.

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It references our relation to Daniel Boone, and the large ranch on the coast of California that our family owned for many generations and that my dad (Boone) grew up on.

Looking back and wishing I’d stuck this regular practice…

April 6, 2018 by

Looking back at the drawings Geek & I were doing as a daily practice during the summer of 2009 and wishing I’d kept up with it. Imagining how much better I’d be at drawing now if I’d continued to do a drawing a day for the last nearly 9 years (wow! time flies!). That’s roughly 3200 drawings…!

Good reminder that many things take regular, consistent practice.

Resolving to decide which things to fold back into my regular practices and do so.

“Floating in a sea of sadness”

December 17, 2017 by

 

Floating in a sea of sadness

Looking for an isle of gladness

 

Waves of emotion

A vast ocean

 

No land in sight

Only endless night

 

only sadness

only darkness

 

 

 

Context:  Ten years ago, almost a year after Nina died I often slept in my barn office fighting emotional darkness. Woke up one morning with the first sensations ones of pain – physical and otherwise – again. Curl into a ball under the covers and try to shake it off enough to motivate the day and the words above come to me in bits.

Took me a bit today to realize why I was feeling so adrift and emotionally awash this morning.  And then I looked at the date to check about an upcoming appointment and realized the dates next week and remembered what this time of year means and how our bodies know and remember our grief even if our minds have shied away from remembering.

 

“Help getting into the tech scene in Portland”

September 20, 2017 by

I get this question a lot, “I’m having trouble getting into the tech industry in Portland, any suggestions?” Usually from recent college graduates or people who are coming into tech from other than a CS degree path.  I just wrote up this response to one and decided I was tired of typing similar stuff in over and over so extractedit and am putting it here:

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Jobs resources:

There are more for sure.

While you search (since one can only spend so many hours a day searching), build something that demonstrates your skills and helps you learn more skills. Picking something you see lots of job ads for (if it’s interesting to you) is a decent way to start. Lot of demand for machine learning these days. Taking online courses can help accelerate this learning but won’t get you a job; building something that works and that demonstrates what you can do is much more likely to.

If you find a place you want to work, get to know people there and let them get to know you.(1)  If they like you then they’ll help you know about positions that open up. Learn from them what they need and go teach yourself those things. Ask smart questions (find answers to easy ones online and in documentation).

Finally, big companies like eBay, Apple, Google, Amazon etc open up there internships for current students and recent graduates in (Oct?)/Nov/Dec so inquiring about them can be a good route into larger companies.


1) don’t be creepy! See if you have any friends in common.  See if there’s a meetup or other public social gathering they go to where you can meet them.  Follow on twitter to get to know them over time.  Look for their office having an open office gathering, etc.

“We need more coders…”

June 30, 2017 by

In his excellent post Brandon Sneed responds to GM CEO’s “We need more coders” comment:  “Let’s talk about the real problem…”

I agree with his comments and would add:

Many large companies seem to waste an astonishing amount of developer productivity. So rather than saying they need more developers, these CEOs might start by fixing their current planning, processes, and methods of working.

Canceled projects/features, mismanaged and/or badly planned projects, developer time wasted in meetings they don’t need to be in or badly run meetings, stupid territorial struggles between upper managers, endless re-organizations, etc. etc.

These kind of things all makes developers less efficient which decreases their job satisfaction and makes them less likely to stick around.

Small companies do much much less of this because they simply can’t afford such waste.

One easy test:

If your company has meetings without clear agendas provided >24hrs in advance of the meeting, and shared post-meeting minutes, then you’re likely wasting developer time. A developer can’t know if they need to attend a meeting if they don’t know what it’s about (agenda) or if they feel like they have to be present to know what’s going on (lack of post-meeting minutes).

Attach an agenda to the meeting invite (>24hrs in advance!) and add only those developers (or anyone else for that matter) who you *must* have in the meeting to the TO/required list. Add anyone else who you want to inform about the meeting and what it’s about to the CC/optional list. Before you send the invite, do any pre-meeting work you can that will enable you to move developers (or anyone else) from the TO/required list to the CC/optional list; use email (don’t interrupt developers!) to ask those two questions you need to ask them before the meeting, for example.

See also @rands’ comment here

Found a file named “Silly Verse for James Dempsey”

April 17, 2016 by

awash in the miasma
of async blocks on dispatch_queues
bad data flyin’ like kids from pews
(when church lets out and they go free)
and to the console logging spews
apocalyptic, no good news
mood turning into plasma

7DRL Challenge 2016: Arcana Command

March 13, 2016 by

My entry in the 2016 7DRL challenge is finished, a mere 1 minute before my time ran out! Arcana Command is based on

Download it here, or keep reading to find out more.

 

Arcana Commander Screenshot

Features:

  • Defend humanity from the mysterious Kyth and their demonic minions
  • Train four different classes of hero
  • Research advanced magic
  • Construct a mighty base of operations
  • Defeat the Kyth on their own turf to win the game
  • Simple controls make the game easy to play
  • Advanced ASCII graphics technology for a modern user experience

Controls:

  • Mouse only
  • Click to select units, click to move, click abilities at the bottom of the screen to use them, click to choose targets
  • Click to switch tabs in HQ
  • Click to select from menus
  • Essentially everything you can do in the game is done by clicking
  • Escape to quit

Known Bugs:

  • No in-game help is available.
  • Completely untested on any platforms other than Mac OS X.